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ah stupid ideas...why must you plague me by nebezial ah stupid ideas...why must you plague me by nebezial
20 minutes of stupid distractions....
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revivedracer209 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This is why I can't stand Mary Jane. It's like something pinched her in the wrong spot, and seems to seek vengeance against Peter Parker. People like Black Cat and Gwen Stacy are much, much better for him.
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RoyceGrey Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015
That was easier to explain that I'd expected it to be.
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streetgals9000 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015
Your design of Peter and MJ look great !!! :D  
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:iconquicksilver20:
quicksilver20 Featured By Owner May 27, 2015
Jake... from State Farm...
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"Jake, from Planet State Farm at 0300 hours? Identify yourself!"
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Lion-O-VS-He-Man Featured By Owner May 26, 2015
LOL
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Scared2dream Featured By Owner May 25, 2015
As always, Spiderman delivers the funniest lines!
:D LOL
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:iconwhetsit-tuya:
Whetsit-Tuya Featured By Owner May 24, 2015  Student Filmographer
You're funny
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dmax666 Featured By Owner May 24, 2015  Hobbyist
Haha! 
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AdrineR227 Featured By Owner May 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This is the best thing I've seen today! 
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urzapw2000 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015
there was this side/alter story arc where spiderman and wolverine teamed up and fury shows up and says that poor peter leaves skin, blood, and even hair whenever he fights...
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:iconpreston-kei:
Preston-Kei Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What's this red spot on your costume!?

That's my costume, it's red.
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Nemesisprime91 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Student Writer
Peter is passing out from loss of blood and she's just worry about him cheating? I would say something more but i do not want the right and left wing feminists from hacking my dA account and then getting me banned.
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FashioNoble Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015
No you're right MJ  is a pain in the butt! Mt brother and I read the comics and kept hoping she would get run over or something Gloomy 
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:iconnemesisprime91:
Nemesisprime91 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student Writer
She was alright in the bronze age but now...she's just a woman still acting out her teenage years.
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JIMENOPOLIX Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOD...!!! :omg: RHINO IS A WOMAN!?
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Gobbie2 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Lol pretty funny
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SkullStriker10 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014
peater park cant get laid but spider man that a hol nother story. XD
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Spex9000 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
"what's with this red spot on your costume?"

that killed me. thank you.
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RejectedAngel903 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014
blood from what?

Im so done
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:iconwoodspider:
WoodSpider Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Student General Artist
Well Rhino IS the slut of the Marvel universe with his phallussy head...
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LTDragoonIII Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
LOL
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sowerofash Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
"It's.. It's my blood :'(
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pinkpandagirl36 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
Wait, I don't get it...red spot?
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CoalBlackCrows Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
she might have thought it was lipstick
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nebezial Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
part of the joke. red on red! :)
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SpiderChiefPrime117 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Okay, this made me laugh.
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yonsoncb Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Student General Artist
hahahahah
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BlazingFist Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
MJ is annoying. ALMOST as annoying as Lois Lane.
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Miss-Deadly-Kate Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
In the movies? Yes. In this image? Sure. In the actual comics? No. She is a strong independent woman with quick remarks who doesn't let people get to her. When she realized that Peter was just too damn busy with Spider-man to be there for her she went off on her own and started a very successful bar/club. She even still gives Pete advice from time to time.
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Mtfr Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014
She didn't start her own club for that reason.
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Miss-Deadly-Kate Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
I know.... 
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Mtfr Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
Then why do say that? Yes, She left Peter because she didn't understand why he was busy being spider-man, but when She learned about "Power and responsability",  she came back. She started her club because she wanted to give Peter a party after he saved the world, she really understand now.


PD: Sorry for the bad english.
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kamenriderozutajador Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
Actually... she left because of the 2nd worst storyline in all of Spider-man history...

ONE MORE DAY! basically the second WORST COMIC storyline for Peter ever written... it makes Clone Saga look good it's that bad.
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tranz2deep Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
Worst comic period.

Marvel literally rewrote their continuity twice with House of M and "no more mutants", but they DIDN'T mess with Aunt May's death.. then they had her dying as an excuse to begin the war on marriage.
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Mtfr Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
Well, yes, everyone knows about OMD. I was just talking about the reason that Marvel gave for her absence.
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speedracerdude511 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist
:iconthisplz:
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Omnipotrent Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013
Amazing!...
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xxMrBrownstone Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
Rhino, he must be a beast in the sack. Yeah, I'll show myself out...
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nate9799 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
my dyslexia struck, so instead of seeing a period after Rhino, I saw a comma, making me think he was refering to a FemRhino, who was way to skinny and yeah. I got confused. Stupid Me!
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nitrokitty123 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
-.- Rhino 'grazed' him.
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Haseo-Yamazaki Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
lmao
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ImdaBatman Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Red? What the hell did she think it was!?
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theguy2230 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Student General Artist
lipstick
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ImdaBatman Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh. Right. DUH! :stupidme:
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mu2ss Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
you are awsome
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steel-worker Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
Very smartí
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123prova123 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Professional General Artist
ahahahah awesome!!! XD
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Nicholas-Lemos1 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cool draw... really! Do you use Sketchbook Pro?
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