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because batman! duuh! by nebezial because batman! duuh! by nebezial
this one   was something that made me chuckle for a long time...

every time i saw darkseids omega beams i couldn't help thinking, what if he actually missed people because of the zigzag  thing that happens every now and then. this is mostly due to how some artists have drawn it over time...


and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!



and yes i know he is consciously aiming the beams but when i was younger  it seemed like it was just him m having trouble aiming XD

hell, the fact that he is actually aiming is one of the punchlines of the joke XD

and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!
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:icondragonturtle2:
DragonTurtle2 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
Darkseid's helmet reminds me of a combination of Juggernaut's and Magneto's.
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:icongreedlin:
GreedLin Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Student Writer
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!!!!! I like bats but yea, people kinda treat him like a god character who can defeat / kill anyone and thing.
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:iconasdfmovienerd39:
asdfmovienerd39 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
Darkseid's dialogue is what I wish would happen.
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:iconturtledove101:
Turtledove101 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Student Artist
You can't stop the Batman. You can't. 
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:iconscheffy11:
Scheffy11 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Student Digital Artist
this is what happens when god designs you utility belt
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:iconwee-jock:
wee-jock Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
That just looks right. It would work with Dredd as well.
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:iconrkm424:
rkm424 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
This is how Superman will attempt to defeat Batman in BvS.
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:iconzerarkerk:
zerarkerk Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
Because anti-beam spray in your utility belt LOL
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:iconangelheartdream:
Angelheartdream Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Batmaaaaannnnnnnnn! :batman: 
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:iconheadkill:
Headkill Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
Will it?
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:iconheadkill:
Headkill Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
This actually might help me beat darksied on scribblenauts.unmasked
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:iconc-lueless:
C-lueless Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  New member
{ pf--
This is how I feel so often}
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:iconskillz001:
SKILLZ001 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YYEEEESSSS! HAHA...nice work.  And.....FFEEAAARR the BAT!
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:iconkajitennoo:
Kajitennoo Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Absolutely.
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:iconsomethinginspirin:
SomethingInspirin Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  New member
Hell yes. These words describe it so well.
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:iconlliaolsen:
LliaOlsen Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the art, the concept but I'd prefer to see a bat limb gone at the least.
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:iconandybaum006:
andybaum006 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 24, 2015
Superman: So, he tried to kill you with his omega beam while you were just standing there...and he missed.
Batman: Yep!
Superman:...How is that even possible?
Batman: Elementary, my dear Superman. It's-
Superman: Don't say it.
Batman: Okay, I wont.
(Pause)
Batman: IT'S BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAAN.
Superman: Goddamnit Bruce.
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:iconlodchen:
Lodchen Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Super café ftw :rofl: 
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:iconartrock23beatrice:
Artrock23Beatrice Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconwee-jock:
wee-jock Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
You've been watching the café scene on how it should have ended ha ha
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:iconmadwon:
Madwon Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Darkseid is just mad that Batman has the Anti-Life equation in his utility belt and wont give !! 
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:iconj-mace:
J-Mace Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL, love this!
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:icongreenraptor15:
GreenRaptor15 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's essentially how it works
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:iconangellis3:
angellis3 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Definitely amusing.
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:iconkanat124:
Kanat124 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  New member
he's cheating
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:iconzechary3:
Zechary3 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
CLASSIC!!!
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:iconhistaluvirkahainah:
HistaluVirkahainah Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  New member
Sorry i can't die, my plot armour is too fucking effective.
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:iconholycrap1992:
Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
I used to like Batman, I used to love his character and the personal struggle with dealing with his loss, I was even okay with the occasional "Batman wins" joke... but now, thanks to the writers' and fanboys' 24/7 over-powering and over-hyping of him(mainly in relation to other characters, especially Superman), my love for Batman and his entire mythos is officially dead.







Thank you, everyone. I hope you all rot in Bat-hell.
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:iconkoffitoffi:
koffitoffi Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Student General Artist
ok
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:iconbodalack:
Bodalack Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Student Filmographer
Somebody has probably already mentioned this, but in fact, Darkseid has only ever "missed" one person... ever.  Batman. Which Darkseid admitted to when it happened in JLA
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:iconangellis3:
angellis3 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015
Nice...
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:iconaretapf:
aretapf Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
XDDDDDD
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:iconbenjaminhopkins:
BenjaminHopkins Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Well, he did dodge the Omega Beam in the DCAU...
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:iconholycrap1992:
Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
He didn't "dodge" it, he made a nearby Parademon take the bullet for him... which shouldn't have even worked in the first place(the DCAU, as undeniably awesome as it was, tends to praise Batman a bit too often)!
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:iconbenjaminhopkins:
BenjaminHopkins Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Okay, I'll admit that was a lucky break, but it was still friggin' awesome...
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:iconholycrap1992:
Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
Perhaps... until you realize that Batman, basically, killed said Parademon by having him/it get vaporized by Darkseid's omega-beam(what's that about him not killing, fanboys?)...
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:iconfizzylift:
fizzylift Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Student Artist
Very Awesome
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:iconplumaarcoiris:
PlumaArcoiris Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014
OH MY GOSH THIS IS HILAIROUS
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:iconagacora:
Agacora Featured By Owner Edited Dec 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Technically he'd be a Gary Stu. 
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:iconholycrap1992:
Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
Same thing.
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:iconskullstriker10:
SkullStriker10 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014
so bat man was chuck noris the hole time who knew. XD. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ha
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:iconrevan1801:
revan1801 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
No no Batman was Chuck Noris all along because his... BATMAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!
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:iconxaq10r:
xaq10r Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
:iconmushunowayplz::iconsays3plz: You missed!? How could you miss!? He was THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!!
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:iconholycrap1992:
Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
"Three feet?!" Try three CENTIMETRES!!!
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:iconchibi-rift:
Chibi-rift Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
Then mushu gets hit by onega beam
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:iconvivaamerica:
VivaAmerica Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014
I wish I could favorite this comment...
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:iconthewatcherofworlds:
TheWatcherofWorlds Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014
hah! that reference!
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:icondanluna:
DanLuna Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014   General Artist
Basil Nice Nice
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:iconelectrico22:
electrico22 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
 they say the darksad never miss but

I Batman and you can't kill my
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:iconjeezes718:
Jeezes718 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
"I'M BATMAN!"
"DIE!"
"I'M BATMAN!"
"I SAID DIE!"
"I'M BATMAN!"
"STOP SAYING THAT!"
"HELLO MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA,YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE!"
"WTF!?"
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