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because batman! duuh! by nebezial because batman! duuh! by nebezial
this one   was something that made me chuckle for a long time...

every time i saw darkseids omega beams i couldn't help thinking, what if he actually missed people because of the zigzag  thing that happens every now and then. this is mostly due to how some artists have drawn it over time...


and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!



and yes i know he is consciously aiming the beams but when i was younger  it seemed like it was just him m having trouble aiming XD

hell, the fact that he is actually aiming is one of the punchlines of the joke XD

and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!
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:iconpapierpizza:
PapierPizza Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Chuck Norris... Eh I mean Batman!
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LeonSayle Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member
Actually Batman's name is Bruce Wayne not Mary Sue next time do your research geez louise.
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urzapw2000 Featured By Owner 6 days ago
yes batman could...also that guy from X-men who can manipulate luck...
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Faderunner Featured By Owner Edited May 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This makes me laugh uncontrollably evey time I see it, and I didn't even know about Darkseid's lazer zig-zag.
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Nizzemancer Featured By Owner May 5, 2015
In one of the "Batman & Robin comics (I think it was #36) Darkseid missed him with his omegabeams after Batman goaded him into trying to kill him with them.

Granted that was because he had the Chaos Crystal he'd stolen which attracted Darksides OB's like a magnet, then later he used the omega-charged Crystal to bring Damian Wayne back to life...with temporary superpowers.
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Preston-Kei Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, actually, in issue #5,405 of The Amazing Batman back during the platinum age of superheroes, you know, predestruction era, Batman got an implant in his mask that deflects omega-Okay, sorry for that joke! I've just always wanted to make fun of the comic book terms I don't get XD
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20blox Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Student Artist
buzzkill...
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:iconpreston-kei:
Preston-Kei Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, sorry.
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joeFJ Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Darkseid vs Batman. 1 Hit ko.
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Antichrist2005 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
No, it would be more like Batman would make the perfect steps to avoid it and be all like "Hah! I am so awesome that I knew exactly where you would shoot!" Even when he was nose to nose with the guy.
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ThePhoenix00 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  New member Student General Artist
I'm BATMAN!!!!
hahahahahahaha
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Omi-New-Account Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
Cant touch him! deeeeh deeh deh dhe!
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Genisay Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay....on it's own....this is a freaking awesome illustration.....add the 'Mary Sue' bit.....and I went from "Kick assssss...." to 'XPHTHBT!' in 0.5 seconds.  XD
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Crollio Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"XPHTHBT"? Huh? xD
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Genisay Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Basically a splutter laugh. A kind of laugh that starts with nonsense noise due to the punchline or what ever lead to the laugh being so epic-ally surprising...you splutter before you can actually get the laugh out.
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AJNZulu Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
Best laugh.

People might think you're choking, but it was worth it.
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Astrall99 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
How is Batman a Mary Sue?He's a dude so it's Gary Stu.
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Space-between-spaces Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconbatmanplz: It's cuz...
:icondarkseidplz: Don't you fucking say it!
:iconbatmanlolplz: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
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AJNZulu Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
LOL Troll much?
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AvatarID Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
lol
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:iconp-s-n-m:
P-S-N-M Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
YES
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evapriovolos Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Student General Artist
Best Ever!
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Nitish-Loneshark Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Student Filmographer
I think that's the Ultimate concealed power of Batman; He's Writers behind him, also he is too popular to die, and no matter how much nonsensical it may look, writers will always write him as the undefeatable being. And of course, "He's Batman", so yeah Facepalm 
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Mastadon-King Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
This is essentially every argument I have with some students at school about batman getting stuck in the Warhammer 40k universe. Creatures and entities so powerful entire solar systems and even ancient gods of what could be considered good and evil--because Warhammer muddles that line a lot--have fallen to them are pretty much made into a "your argument is invalid" joke.

Why?

Because...HE'S BATMAN!!!
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Dark-Carioca Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Darkseid looks weird here, he looks like the Rhino.
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lobisco1 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist
JUST BATMAN
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justsomeforeignguy Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Please not even Mary Sues are as "plot protected" as Batman 
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DragonTurtle2 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
Darkseid's helmet reminds me of a combination of Juggernaut's and Magneto's.
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GreedLin Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Student Writer
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!!!!! I like bats but yea, people kinda treat him like a god character who can defeat / kill anyone and thing.
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asdfmovienerd39 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
Darkseid's dialogue is what I wish would happen.
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Turtledove101 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Student Artist
You can't stop the Batman. You can't. 
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Scheffy11 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Student Digital Artist
this is what happens when god designs you utility belt
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wee-jock Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
That just looks right. It would work with Dredd as well.
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rkm424 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
This is how Superman will attempt to defeat Batman in BvS.
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:iconzerarkerk:
zerarkerk Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
Because anti-beam spray in your utility belt LOL
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Angelheartdream Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Batmaaaaannnnnnnnn! :batman: 
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Headkill Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
Will it?
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:iconheadkill:
Headkill Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
This actually might help me beat darksied on scribblenauts.unmasked
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C-lueless Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
{ pf--
This is how I feel so often}
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SKILLZ001 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015   Digital Artist
YYEEEESSSS! HAHA...nice work.  And.....FFEEAAARR the BAT!
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Kajitennoo Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Absolutely.
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SomethingInspirin Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Hell yes. These words describe it so well.
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LliaOlsen Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the art, the concept but I'd prefer to see a bat limb gone at the least.
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andybaum006 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 24, 2015
Superman: So, he tried to kill you with his omega beam while you were just standing there...and he missed.
Batman: Yep!
Superman:...How is that even possible?
Batman: Elementary, my dear Superman. It's-
Superman: Don't say it.
Batman: Okay, I wont.
(Pause)
Batman: IT'S BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAAN.
Superman: Goddamnit Bruce.
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Lodchen Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Super café ftw :rofl: 
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Artrock23Beatrice Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconwee-jock:
wee-jock Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
You've been watching the café scene on how it should have ended ha ha
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:iconmadwon:
Madwon Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Darkseid is just mad that Batman has the Anti-Life equation in his utility belt and wont give !! 
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J-Mace Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL, love this!
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GreenRaptor15 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's essentially how it works
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