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because batman! duuh! by nebezial because batman! duuh! by nebezial
this one   was something that made me chuckle for a long time...

every time i saw darkseids omega beams i couldn't help thinking, what if he actually missed people because of the zigzag  thing that happens every now and then. this is mostly due to how some artists have drawn it over time...


and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!



and yes i know he is consciously aiming the beams but when i was younger  it seemed like it was just him m having trouble aiming XD

hell, the fact that he is actually aiming is one of the punchlines of the joke XD

and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!
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:icongreenha:
GreenHa Featured By Owner 1 day ago
LOL
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:iconmaxinhell:
maxinhell Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Even the speech bubble has zigzags.God Damn it Darkseid!
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:icondwestmoore:
DWestmoore Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015
I'm not gonna die.

You know why?

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
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:iconsteave1425:
steave1425 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe. This is os cool :)
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:iconmugiwaramohit:
mugiwaramohit Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
why it is looking like batman has vegina ? :o (Eek) 
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:iconszufla:
Szufla Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love it, fav it :D
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:iconrenookami:
RenOokami Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Hobbyist
Darkseids: Stop moving around !!!!
Batman: I'm not even-
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:icondylanjohnmichael:
DylanJohnMichael Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Student
HA!!!
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:iconnarutomustdie:
narutomustdie Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Batman: That's Gary-Stu to you!
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:iconblood:
blood Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I just overloaded.
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:iconsaurophagus:
Saurophagus Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Insufferable Mary-Sue hahaha 
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:iconrandomcopy:
Randomcopy Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  New Deviant
:D
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:icondarthdestruktor:
DarthDestruktor Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015
You know...in comics, Batman is a New God now. (I'm serious)
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:iconpapierpizza:
PapierPizza Featured By Owner May 24, 2015
Chuck Norris... Eh I mean Batman!
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:iconleonsayle:
LeonSayle Featured By Owner May 24, 2015  New Deviant
Actually Batman's name is Bruce Wayne not Mary Sue next time do your research geez louise.
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:iconviabunny:
viabunny Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...The stupidity of this comment
I can't even
wat
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:iconleonsayle:
LeonSayle Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015  New Deviant
I think you'll find my interpretation is much more accurate. 
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:iconviabunny:
viabunny Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
....I-
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:iconurzapw2000:
urzapw2000 Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
yes batman could...also that guy from X-men who can manipulate luck...
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:iconfaderunner:
Faderunner Featured By Owner Edited May 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This makes me laugh uncontrollably evey time I see it, and I didn't even know about Darkseid's lazer zig-zag.
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Nizzemancer Featured By Owner May 5, 2015
In one of the "Batman & Robin comics (I think it was #36) Darkseid missed him with his omegabeams after Batman goaded him into trying to kill him with them.

Granted that was because he had the Chaos Crystal he'd stolen which attracted Darksides OB's like a magnet, then later he used the omega-charged Crystal to bring Damian Wayne back to life...with temporary superpowers.
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Preston-Kei Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, actually, in issue #5,405 of The Amazing Batman back during the platinum age of superheroes, you know, predestruction era, Batman got an implant in his mask that deflects omega-Okay, sorry for that joke! I've just always wanted to make fun of the comic book terms I don't get XD
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:icon20blox:
20blox Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Student Artist
buzzkill...
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:iconpreston-kei:
Preston-Kei Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, sorry.
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:iconjoefj:
joeFJ Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Darkseid vs Batman. 1 Hit ko.
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:iconantichrist2005:
Antichrist2005 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
No, it would be more like Batman would make the perfect steps to avoid it and be all like "Hah! I am so awesome that I knew exactly where you would shoot!" Even when he was nose to nose with the guy.
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:iconthephoenix00:
ThePhoenix00 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  New Deviant Student General Artist
I'm BATMAN!!!!
hahahahahahaha
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:iconomi-new-account:
Omi-New-Account Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
Cant touch him! deeeeh deeh deh dhe!
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:icongenisay:
Genisay Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay....on it's own....this is a freaking awesome illustration.....add the 'Mary Sue' bit.....and I went from "Kick assssss...." to 'XPHTHBT!' in 0.5 seconds.  XD
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:iconcrollio:
Crollio Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"XPHTHBT"? Huh? xD
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:icongenisay:
Genisay Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Basically a splutter laugh. A kind of laugh that starts with nonsense noise due to the punchline or what ever lead to the laugh being so epic-ally surprising...you splutter before you can actually get the laugh out.
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:iconajnzulu:
AJNZulu Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
Best laugh.

People might think you're choking, but it was worth it.
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:iconastrall99:
Astrall99 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
How is Batman a Mary Sue?He's a dude so it's Gary Stu.
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:iconspace-between-spaces:
Space-between-spaces Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconbatmanplz: It's cuz...
:icondarkseidplz: Don't you fucking say it!
:iconbatmanlolplz: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
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:iconsnailpropulsionlabs:
SnailPropulsionLabs Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015
That'll turn up in the official canon one of these days.
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:iconspace-between-spaces:
Space-between-spaces Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I would save that comic, the moment Batman becomes truly self aware will be a day to celebrate.
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:iconsnailpropulsionlabs:
SnailPropulsionLabs Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015
He's very self obsessed atm.
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:iconspace-between-spaces:
Space-between-spaces Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, he needs to break the fourth wall.
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:iconajnzulu:
AJNZulu Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
LOL Troll much?
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:iconavatarid:
AvatarID Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
lol
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:iconp-s-n-m:
P-S-N-M Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
YES
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:iconevapriovolos:
evapriovolos Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Student General Artist
Best Ever!
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:iconnitish-loneshark:
Nitish-Loneshark Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Student Filmographer
I think that's the Ultimate concealed power of Batman; He's Writers behind him, also he is too popular to die, and no matter how much nonsensical it may look, writers will always write him as the undefeatable being. And of course, "He's Batman", so yeah Facepalm 
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Mastadon-King Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
This is essentially every argument I have with some students at school about batman getting stuck in the Warhammer 40k universe. Creatures and entities so powerful entire solar systems and even ancient gods of what could be considered good and evil--because Warhammer muddles that line a lot--have fallen to them are pretty much made into a "your argument is invalid" joke.

Why?

Because...HE'S BATMAN!!!
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:icondark-carioca:
Dark-Carioca Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Darkseid looks weird here, he looks like the Rhino.
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:iconlobisco1:
lobisco1 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist
JUST BATMAN
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:iconjustsomeforeignguy:
justsomeforeignguy Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Please not even Mary Sues are as "plot protected" as Batman 
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:icondragonturtle2:
DragonTurtle2 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
Darkseid's helmet reminds me of a combination of Juggernaut's and Magneto's.
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:icongreedlin:
GreedLin Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Student Writer
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!!!!! I like bats but yea, people kinda treat him like a god character who can defeat / kill anyone and thing.
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asdfmovienerd39 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
Darkseid's dialogue is what I wish would happen.
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