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because batman! duuh! by nebezial because batman! duuh! by nebezial
this one   was something that made me chuckle for a long time...

every time i saw darkseids omega beams i couldn't help thinking, what if he actually missed people because of the zigzag  thing that happens every now and then. this is mostly due to how some artists have drawn it over time...


and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!



and yes i know he is consciously aiming the beams but when i was younger  it seemed like it was just him m having trouble aiming XD

hell, the fact that he is actually aiming is one of the punchlines of the joke XD

and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!
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:iconastrall99:
Astrall99 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
How is Batman a Mary Sue?He's a dude so it's Gary Stu.
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:iconspace-between-spaces:
Space-between-spaces Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconbatmanplz: It's cuz...
:icondarkseidplz: Don't you fucking say it!
:iconbatmanlolplz: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
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:iconavatarid:
AvatarID Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
lol
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:iconp-s-n-m:
P-S-N-M Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
YES
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:iconevapriovolos:
evapriovolos Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Student General Artist
Best Ever!
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:iconnitish-loneshark:
Nitish-Loneshark Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Student Filmographer
I think that's the Ultimate concealed power of Batman; He's Writers behind him, also he is too popular to die, and no matter how much nonsensical it may look, writers will always write him as the undefeatable being. And of course, "He's Batman", so yeah Facepalm 
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Mastadon-King Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
This is essentially every argument I have with some students at school about batman getting stuck in the Warhammer 40k universe. Creatures and entities so powerful entire solar systems and even ancient gods of what could be considered good and evil--because Warhammer muddles that line a lot--have fallen to them are pretty much made into a "your argument is invalid" joke.

Why?

Because...HE'S BATMAN!!!
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Dark-Carioca Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  New member Student Digital Artist
Darkseid looks weird here, he looks like the Rhino.
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:iconlobisco1:
lobisco1 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist
JUST BATMAN
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:iconjustsomeforeignguy:
justsomeforeignguy Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Please not even Mary Sues are as "plot protected" as Batman 
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:icondragonturtle2:
DragonTurtle2 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
Darkseid's helmet reminds me of a combination of Juggernaut's and Magneto's.
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:icongreedlin:
GreedLin Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Student Writer
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!!!!! I like bats but yea, people kinda treat him like a god character who can defeat / kill anyone and thing.
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:iconasdfmovienerd39:
asdfmovienerd39 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
Darkseid's dialogue is what I wish would happen.
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:iconturtledove101:
Turtledove101 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Student Artist
You can't stop the Batman. You can't. 
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:iconscheffy11:
Scheffy11 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Student Digital Artist
this is what happens when god designs you utility belt
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:iconwee-jock:
wee-jock Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
That just looks right. It would work with Dredd as well.
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:iconrkm424:
rkm424 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
This is how Superman will attempt to defeat Batman in BvS.
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:iconzerarkerk:
zerarkerk Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
Because anti-beam spray in your utility belt LOL
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:iconangelheartdream:
Angelheartdream Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Batmaaaaannnnnnnnn! :batman: 
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:iconheadkill:
Headkill Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
Will it?
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:iconheadkill:
Headkill Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
This actually might help me beat darksied on scribblenauts.unmasked
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:iconc-lueless:
C-lueless Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
{ pf--
This is how I feel so often}
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:iconskillz001:
SKILLZ001 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
YYEEEESSSS! HAHA...nice work.  And.....FFEEAAARR the BAT!
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:iconkajitennoo:
Kajitennoo Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Absolutely.
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:iconsomethinginspirin:
SomethingInspirin Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  New member
Hell yes. These words describe it so well.
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:iconlliaolsen:
LliaOlsen Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the art, the concept but I'd prefer to see a bat limb gone at the least.
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andybaum006 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 24, 2015
Superman: So, he tried to kill you with his omega beam while you were just standing there...and he missed.
Batman: Yep!
Superman:...How is that even possible?
Batman: Elementary, my dear Superman. It's-
Superman: Don't say it.
Batman: Okay, I wont.
(Pause)
Batman: IT'S BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAAN.
Superman: Goddamnit Bruce.
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Lodchen Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Super café ftw :rofl: 
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:iconartrock23beatrice:
Artrock23Beatrice Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconwee-jock:
wee-jock Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
You've been watching the café scene on how it should have ended ha ha
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:iconmadwon:
Madwon Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Darkseid is just mad that Batman has the Anti-Life equation in his utility belt and wont give !! 
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J-Mace Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL, love this!
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GreenRaptor15 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's essentially how it works
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:iconangellis3:
angellis3 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Definitely amusing.
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:iconkanat124:
Kanat124 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  New member
he's cheating
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:iconzechary3:
Zechary3 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
CLASSIC!!!
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HistaluVirkahainah Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  New member
Sorry i can't die, my plot armour is too fucking effective.
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Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
I used to like Batman, I used to love his character and the personal struggle with dealing with his loss, I was even okay with the occasional "Batman wins" joke... but now, thanks to the writers' and fanboys' 24/7 over-powering and over-hyping of him(mainly in relation to other characters, especially Superman), my love for Batman and his entire mythos is officially dead.







Thank you, everyone. I hope you all rot in Bat-hell.
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koffitoffi Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Student General Artist
ok
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Bodalack Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Student Filmographer
Somebody has probably already mentioned this, but in fact, Darkseid has only ever "missed" one person... ever.  Batman. Which Darkseid admitted to when it happened in JLA
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angellis3 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015
Nice...
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:iconaretapf:
aretapf Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
XDDDDDD
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:iconbenjaminhopkins:
BenjaminHopkins Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Well, he did dodge the Omega Beam in the DCAU...
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:iconholycrap1992:
Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
He didn't "dodge" it, he made a nearby Parademon take the bullet for him... which shouldn't have even worked in the first place(the DCAU, as undeniably awesome as it was, tends to praise Batman a bit too often)!
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BenjaminHopkins Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Okay, I'll admit that was a lucky break, but it was still friggin' awesome...
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:iconholycrap1992:
Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
Perhaps... until you realize that Batman, basically, killed said Parademon by having him/it get vaporized by Darkseid's omega-beam(what's that about him not killing, fanboys?)...
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fizzylift Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Student Artist
Very Awesome
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:iconplumaarcoiris:
PlumaArcoiris Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014
OH MY GOSH THIS IS HILAIROUS
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Agacora Featured By Owner Edited Dec 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Technically he'd be a Gary Stu. 
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:iconholycrap1992:
Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
Same thing.
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