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because batman! duuh! by nebezial because batman! duuh! by nebezial
this one   was something that made me chuckle for a long time...

every time i saw darkseids omega beams i couldn't help thinking, what if he actually missed people because of the zigzag  thing that happens every now and then. this is mostly due to how some artists have drawn it over time...


and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!



and yes i know he is consciously aiming the beams but when i was younger  it seemed like it was just him m having trouble aiming XD

hell, the fact that he is actually aiming is one of the punchlines of the joke XD

and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!
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:iconsincerelythemonster:
sincerelythemonster Featured By Owner 1 hour ago  Student General Artist
This was why I could never get behind his 'death' in Final Crisis.
Good to know I wasn't the only one thinking this.
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:iconsilasshrike:
SilasShrike Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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:iconslothsongs:
SlothSongs Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2015
This pic really makes me want to see a drawing of Bats and Darkseid standing straight side to side. Isn't Batman over 6 feet tall? Damn Darkseid's a huge motherfucker.
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:iconryoukotakihama:
ryoukotakihama Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
batman is to superhero-ing what nebezial is to many artists (the ultimate expert)
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:iconphantro:
phantro Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good one!
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:iconpacmanmonster:
PacManMonster Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Student General Artist
Mary Sue is right!
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:iconmikkelnpetersen:
MikkelNPetersen Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015
"WHY CAN'T I HIT YOU?"
"Becase i'm Batman"
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:iconsoulsaber67:
Soulsaber67 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Beams: LET'S FUCK SOMEONE U- ARE YOU CRAZY?! THE FANS'LL MURDER US!
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:iconmatt-flame:
Matt-Flame Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Beams: Alright lets kill some mother f- NOPE, not going anywhere near that guy!
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:iconthatguywhosleeps:
ThatGuyWhoSleeps Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
Awesome. Simply awesome.
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:icontrolmaster:
Trolmaster Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
is batman CHUCK NORRIS !?!?!?!
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:iconsamstoons:
SamsToons Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha! Nice...
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:iconwanderer619:
Wanderer619 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
Love it C:
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:iconfantasyfan101:
Fantasyfan101 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
Batman once beat the entire justice league by accident TWICE.
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:icondoommaster956:
doommaster956 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015
Omegabeam be like "Nope not touching that! "
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:iconmrreese-mysteries:
MrReese-Mysteries Featured By Owner Edited Jul 11, 2015  Professional Writer
Simply A. MAZ. ING.
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:iconlord-siver:
Lord-Siver Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
In one superman movie batman won against darkside on darksides planet by hacking his amageddon bombs that can destroy a whole planet. He stood in front of darkside and said he would bomb them all if he wouldn't give up XD
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:iconturbok1000:
TurboK1000 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XDDDDDD Read the speech bubble, couldn't stop laughing. XD
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:icontheweaponsrack:
Theweaponsrack Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
He's over powered because he actually uses his brain
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:icongeneralkarn:
generalkarn Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
And other heroes don't?
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:icontheweaponsrack:
Theweaponsrack Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
they tend to use their heads for bashing rather than learning every weakness they can to beat them
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:icongeneralkarn:
generalkarn Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015
A few maybe but not all of them like take wonder woman for example she is a battle hardened warrior but is still an excellent leader who has lead her own personal army of amazons in various battles she is even technically queen of the amazons right now that has to mean something at least
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:icontheweaponsrack:
Theweaponsrack Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't know much about DC so I'm sure there are pretty smart heroes
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:icongeneralkarn:
generalkarn Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015
Most members of the justice league are quite knowledgable in certain fields Batman just seems to stand out more because he tends to rely on his brains a lot
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:icontheweaponsrack:
Theweaponsrack Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess your right
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:iconruroni-riu:
Ruroni-Riu Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
...I bet that's how he did it too, just recognized the pattern and stood between the first and second corrections. :thumbsup::iconbatmanplz:
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:iconepicvictory2025:
epicvictory2025 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015
To be fair, it's the stupid plot armor which is the stupidest and lamest excuse that keeps Batman from being killed.
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:iconmetroplex13:
metroplex13 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015  Student Filmographer
Like a Boss
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:icondragoonx77:
dragoonx77 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
This actually happened in Justice League Unlimited. The series finale to be precise.
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:icongeneralkarn:
generalkarn Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
Technically batman used a parademon as a meatshield of sorts
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:icondragoonx77:
dragoonx77 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Still. He did something people with superpowers couldn't do. 
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:icongeneralkarn:
generalkarn Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015
Perhaps but it is worth noting that batman wasn't the only one to use this trick superman and the flash (barry and wally) have both found ways to trick the omega beams into hitting something else like even hitting darkseid with them
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:icondragoonx77:
dragoonx77 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
I wasn't aware of that. (That's saying a lot for me.)  And yes, it's worth noting.
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:icondarklord98:
DARKLORD98 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015
Watch Justice League War, it happens there.
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:iconxelianthought:
xelianthought Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015
Poor Darkseid, the narrative is stacked against you here. Well drawn. 
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:iconmuertoun26:
muertoun26 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
jajjajajajajaajaj its the true jajajajajajajja
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:icongreenha:
GreenHa Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015
LOL
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:iconmaxinhell:
maxinhell Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015
Even the speech bubble has zigzags.God Damn it Darkseid!
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:icondwestmoore:
DWestmoore Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015
I'm not gonna die.

You know why?

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
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:iconsteave1425:
steave1425 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe. This is os cool :)
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:iconmugiwaramohit:
mugiwaramohit Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
why it is looking like batman has vegina ? :o (Eek) 
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:iconszufla:
Szufla Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love it, fav it :D
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:iconrenookami:
RenOokami Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Hobbyist
Darkseids: Stop moving around !!!!
Batman: I'm not even-
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:icondylanjohnmichael:
DylanJohnMichael Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Student
HA!!!
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:iconnarutomustdie:
narutomustdie Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Batman: That's Gary-Stu to you!
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:iconblood:
blood Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I just overloaded.
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:iconsaurophagus:
Saurophagus Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Insufferable Mary-Sue hahaha 
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:iconrandomcopy:
Randomcopy Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015
:D
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:icondarthdestruktor:
DarthDestruktor Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015
You know...in comics, Batman is a New God now. (I'm serious)
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:icongeneralkarn:
generalkarn Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
And darkseid has beaten the crap out of a few of the new gods himself
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