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because batman! duuh! by nebezial because batman! duuh! by nebezial
this one   was something that made me chuckle for a long time...

every time i saw darkseids omega beams i couldn't help thinking, what if he actually missed people because of the zigzag  thing that happens every now and then. this is mostly due to how some artists have drawn it over time...


and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!



and yes i know he is consciously aiming the beams but when i was younger  it seemed like it was just him m having trouble aiming XD

hell, the fact that he is actually aiming is one of the punchlines of the joke XD

and then , of course i thought... who would be so damn good to simply nail that zigzag space?

BATMAN!
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LegendXp2 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 22, 2016
I remember someone saying he would beat Contessa in a straight up fight (no equipment / prep time). Yeah lolno...

EDIT: Contessa is from the web serial worm. Her power is: if there isn't an absolute 100 percent chance of her losing, she wins. Specifically, she knows the steps needed to reach any given goal (say defeating batman in hand to hand combat). I find it hard to believe that batman's never lost any martial battles ever. 
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AlexLex1 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2016  Professional Interface Designer
hahaha becouse i'm batman
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spiderwen Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahahaha don't matter how old it is, I never stop sharing this awesome piece. :love:
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petoch27 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2016
Sadly that's batman today, this is the reason I can't see any more a beloved character, he has become a Gary Stu and ans As#$%
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Donighal Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2016
Why I dislike Batman in a nutshell.
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JodieTheGallade Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016
Mary sue kings:
Batman
Spider Man
DEADPOOL.
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LinksTwin1 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
No, Superman is one.
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fbi12345 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016
Superman can survive it because he can simply tank them. 
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VoltronX34 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2016  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
Because he's BATMAN!
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:iconxodiach:
Xodiach Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
This is one of the wallpapers on my computer.
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:iconcommandereve:
CommanderEVE Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2016  Student General Artist
Batman knew that was going to happen.
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Serenit-Y Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016   Traditional Artist
Haha 'Because he's BATMAN!'
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GodzillaDude05 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome sheild
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Aquolithe Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Batman "no I'm Batman"
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V1EWT1FUL Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icondarkseidplz: impressive, no one has ever avoided my omega beam
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Cisper97 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2016  Student General Artist
That's because he is BATMAN!
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V1EWT1FUL Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was making a quote
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blacklion68 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2016
Batman: Someone's needs glasses...=P (Razz) :) (Smile) 
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antdu62 Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Génial ! J'adore !

Awesome ! I just love it !
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:iconwhite-rose-brian:
White-Rose-Brian Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Because I'm Batman!
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RenegadePrince Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So clever! haha
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VL32 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2016  Student General Artist
Have you played the Arkham games? Because those games show how overpowered Batman's intellect and martial arts mastery truly is. Batman in that game always has a gadget that could handle the latest obstacle, and a new fight move to accommodate for the changes of the bad guys' arsenal. Should I mention the stealth segments?
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wiedzminka Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Coooool :D
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slayerdude677 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2016  Hobbyist
and whats superman then XD 
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Rappid9er Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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quwykxz Featured By Owner Edited Jan 29, 2016
You wanna talk D.C. Mary-Sues? Hal Jordan is the ultimate in that category. When he was Parallax, he MURDERED hundreds, if not thousands, of his fellow G.L.s , then he was like "It was some giant space-worm thingy made of energy living in me" and everyone went "Oh, sure, no problem. Welcome back to the League, and won't you please rejoin the G.L. Corps 'cause you're the best of us." 

Meanwhile, there's Kyle Rayner, the man who reconstructed everything Hal destroyed through sheer willpower, ingenuity, imagination, and perseverance against all adversity, and who, TO THIS DAY, still gets treated/written like a noob, a scrub, a D-lister, and a loser who just happened to luck into what little status he has.

I used to enjoy reading about Hal, but the way Geoff Jones kisses his fictional ass (I believe Jones' mouth is now permanently brown) at the expense of shitting on every other G.L. just to try (and fail) to convince everyone how "awesome" Hal is has made me despise Hal, the biggest asshat Mary-Sue in the DCU. The current Hal has been portrayed accurately only in The Lego Movie, which shows what an overbearing, underwhelming, waste-of-space character he has become, thanks to hack writers like Geoff Jones.
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Scarecrow345 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2016
Counter argument:
Kyle is now the White Lantern. He's stronger than Hal Jordan in this form, and he's basically the savior of the GLs. And
don't forget, Hal wa easily manipulated by Sinestro in Injustice.
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quwykxz Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016
Yes, Kyle definitely is the savior of the GLs and he always was. But making him White Lantern is just a bunch of phony B.S. to get him out of the Green Lantern book. On the orders of Geoff Jones, they kept writing him less and less in the GL book, then they switched him full time to a secondary title that was already losing readership (Green Lantern: New Guardians) and then they canceled that book without bothering to put him back in the main GL book. All this is done just to keep pushing worthless Hal down everyone's throats just because Jones has such a hard-on for Hal. Making Kyle Ion, and then White Lantern, is a trick to make it seem like they're building Kyle up, when in reality all that they want to do is make sure that only Hal is THE GL, and all others are relegated to basically support roles. If they really want to show that Kyle is stronger, write Hal getting his ass handed to him badly several times- that is, several different stories across a lengthy period of time/ comic book issues where Hal gets beat badly and Kyle comes in and wins easily against whoever beat Hal. But that will NEVER happen because even they say Kyle is the stronger character, it's just cheap talk and lip service; a paper crown given to Kyle to try and appease the fans who are sick and tired of him getting treated like a second banana AT BEST, while Hal continues to be written as the be-all-end-all and the Second Coming because Geoff Jones want to have Hal's babies so badly. Kyle is the better character, the better GL, and the better man, and Hal is the one who should barely be making a few brief appearances every few months in Kyle's book.
And Injustice is non-canon, so Geoff Jones can say "It didn't REALLY happen; the REAL Hal is too perfect to fall for that." He made sure that whenever Hal is made to look like the chump he is, there is always something to make it not be really Hal, like the idiotic yellow parasite B.S.
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Tricksters-Adopts Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2016  Student Digital Artist
I like that Kyle became a White Lantern. I don't care much for his relationship with Carol now. New Guardians is one of the only comics I've read of the New52 that I liked. The GL series and Omega Men are really going...well, out there. I don't mind the fact that they want Hal to be THE Green Lantern again what I don't like is that they tried to make Guy, of all people, go into the Blue Lantern corp he really belongs in the Red corp, it suits him better. and then John going Indigo is kind of a strange choice in my opinion. But, now they are really pushing for Sinestro since the GLs are missing, and I REALLY wish that Saint Walker would stop being the writers punching bag.

Thank god Injustice is non-canon. That series just hurts. 
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Alishie Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016
Hahaha Cool Adventure Withered Freddy 'Oh God!' Chat Icon FT NFL - Elroy icon 
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Logico49 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016
Bloody hell, another "Cause I'm Batman" meme winner. Honestly, he got friggin lucky he decided to do that, or Darkseid is not smart enough to shoot at chests instead of heads. Makes you think. Nice work though, 4/5 stars despite that the "wave" would and should pulse forward, if the "wave" isn't smaller than the human eye can perceive.
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shinyreaper Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2016  Student Digital Artist
This is great! :D (Big Grin) 
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sunlord9 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2016
what the?
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azrael-angel Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2016   General Artist
The win is strong.
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016
rofl Love it.
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argenholydrake Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
let me guess... "HE IS BATMAN"
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DrX-Raven Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015
Raven: Oh, so Superman isn't a Mary Sue!
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Nethgar Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016
Batman is a more painful Mary Sue IMO because while he doesn't have powers that get him out of stuff... he's just friggin' invulnerable, in spite of his supposed normality. Batman fans often don't accept that he can or will lose a fight with a superior opponent, because HE'S BATMAN. Ugh. 
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DrX-Raven Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016
Raven: ...... Or maybe they're just joking, and you lack a sense of humour to share it with them.
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illuminatitriforce Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015
nobody said he wasn't
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DrX-Raven Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015
Raven: So why isn't he here?!
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illuminatitriforce Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015
maybe another comic?
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DrX-Raven Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015
Raven: :iconfacepalmplz:
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illuminatitriforce Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015
that and there are probably too many mary sues to fit.
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SPACEDOOD Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2015
I thought the same thing watching the JLU animated series.
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TheScarletMercenary Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015  Student Filmographer
Even his Omega Beams are afraid of Batman!
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:iconthescarletmercenary:
TheScarletMercenary Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015  Student Filmographer
Even his Omega Beams are afraid of Batman!
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Scruffit Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Silly Darkseid, HE'S BATMAN
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StardustCodon Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What makes this awesome is just watching the episode of JLU where he actually dodges the beams. Darkseid even gives him props on it.....in his own unamused way...
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KATTALNUVA Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
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