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horribly bad jokes- you were warned by nebezial horribly bad jokes- you were warned by nebezial
i told ya!
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:iconhpoirot98:
HPoirot98 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Is the Darkseid image inspired by countdown? XD
Cause it is amazing.
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:iconlooking4work:
Looking4Work Featured By Owner May 27, 2015
The cape I can understand; gives her something to curl up with.
But wearing boots to bed?
(Only if they've spike heels.)
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:iconrwbyruby:
RWBYRuby Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Why do her pyjamas have a cape?
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:iconthehighchronicler:
TheHighChronicler Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Student General Artist
cause they don't have blankets 
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:iconmastadon-king:
Mastadon-King Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
All ur couch r belong to us...BITCH!!!
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:iconxelianthought:
xelianthought Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
Well drawn. 
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:iconballoonprincess:
BalloonPrincess Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
**Giggles!**

I can see Megatron coming up and fistbumping Darkseid.  :)
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:icongreedlin:
GreedLin Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Student Writer
the Robin gag made me actually laugh out load. Good work :)
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:iconbryan1999:
Bryan1999 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
Dick the batboy 11/10 would fanboy.
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:iconthech:
TheCH Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thankyou Goyer, it was a man that put his red undies outside, now his suit are his undies.
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:iconskullstriker10:
SkullStriker10 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014
the couch is dead. it fout with honor but in the end it was no mach for darksides ass. XD
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:icongwalla:
gwalla Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
Anti-Life is a helluva drug.
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:iconthewhimsy:
thewhimsy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
You win. Please accept your prize of one internet.
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:iconnezski:
nezski Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014
that mame me lmao :D
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:iconrodlox:
Rodlox Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
Faora!

(most durable pjs in the universe; where can I get some?)

splendid and great.
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:iconhere4pics:
here4pics Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
If Darkseid was on batman's couch "Buy another one you rich mother fucker!"
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:iconimdabatman:
ImdaBatman Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Robin is much catchier anyway
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:iconkeirtanaka:
KeirTanaka Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Who's tha woman  :sherlock: wearing tha "Jam-Jams" to our left?
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:iconkurakamala:
kurakamala Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
might be a new take on cir-el the future black haired supergirl if im right beena while so not sure
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:iconkeirtanaka:
KeirTanaka Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I had been thinkin she might be Faora from Man of Steel!
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:iconkurakamala:
kurakamala Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
might be i for the life of me couldnt rember how to spell her name lol
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:iconkeirtanaka:
KeirTanaka Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:thumbsup:KIDZ LOVE ITB-)
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:iconmikehollowhead:
mikehollowhead Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
best darkseid!
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:iconmyrethy:
Myrethy Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Darkseid, what in the name of Apokolips are you doing...?
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:iconsmckay655:
smckay655 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
F$%kin up to couch.
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:iconfinex666:
finex666 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
RICK JAMES BI@&^!! sorry DarkSide B#@*%^!
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:iconjaguar-sauvage:
jaguar-sauvage Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
I laughed so much so much at the 'Batboy VS Robin' surname choice !
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Aubageddon91 Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love the way you drew darkseid.
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:iconxenomaster:
Xenomaster Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
Have a seat Mary, American Idol is about to start
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:iconlatent-ookami:
latent-ookami Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Professional General Artist
I love your sense of humor. :heart:
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:iconbracedpolecat:
BracedPolecat Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
the jokes were back breakingly funny!
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:iconnebezial:
nebezial Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
said the joker to bane! XD
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:icongrimlock13:
Grimlock13 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
He probably would have said it, had he seen the fight.
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SolarDovaTinBear Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Student Writer
XD
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:icontiancum:
Tiancum Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes, please do some more with faora. maybe with wonder woman? :nod:
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:icontheroguex:
TheRogueX Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
moar Faora.. in that outfit. :)
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the1cutemetalchick Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
are you the other half of lisa n allys maker?? o.o
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:iconc666o:
C666O Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Funny in the original Jack Kirby comics Darkseid sit's on a couch.
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:iconbroteas:
Broteas Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014
Why do I think that Darksied should be voiced by Frank Welker in G1 Megatron Style?
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:iconzinjak:
Zinjak Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
because he did actually, although he used his "soundwave" voice
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xxxYANAxxx Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Student General Artist
Luv Faora
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:iconkareca88:
kareca88 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
Me too
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Omnipotrent Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
More stuff with Faora please!
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:iconpotatooni:
PotatoOni Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ummm.... appearently someone read Countdown To Final Crisis XD
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:icontyrranux:
Tyrranux Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
:icondarkseidplz::iconsaysplz:Fuck your couch nigga'! Hahahahahahaha! Buy another one you rich mother fucker! Fuck-Your-Couch-Nigga'! Fuck-Your-Couch! Darkness says-darkness say!
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th3LOMBAX Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist
*yo couch
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:iconzeltrix:
Zeltrix Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
Honestly Dick, that joke has a punchline no matter what you name yourself. Batboy, Robin, Nightwing. Still gives off a creepy sex-dungeon pedophilia vibe.
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wolfofsummerbreeze Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
But batboy... Bat boy, has some... let's just say the baseball to sex metaphors on top of the robin jokes is a bit too much.
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:iconrau-le-creuset:
Rau-Le-Creuset Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013
"Fethin up yo couch"  I would put my foot in his bigass!
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DrDemonHarlequin Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I...REALLY don't think that would end well for you.
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