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horribly bad jokes- you were warned by nebezial horribly bad jokes- you were warned by nebezial
i told ya!
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:iconilluminatitriforce:
illuminatitriforce Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016
I do dare, darkside, and I also dare to sit on your couch!
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:iconfeeltheshame:
FeelTheShame Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2016
lol
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:iconklenesk:
Klenesk Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Damn. I wuz hopin' Darkseid would be all "FUCK YO COUCH N***A, FUCK YO' COUCH!!! DARKSEID-EZ! DARKSEID-EZ!!"
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1991Kira Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2015
Dick - the Batboy. . .
I LOLed at that so freaking hard XD
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:iconcaine001:
Caine001 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Hysterical!!!Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle 
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:icondingleberry89:
dingleberry89 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2015
Those are some pretty nice Pyjamas.
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:iconnikedadoug:
nikedadoug Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
That makes a lot of sense
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:iconsupershanko:
SuperShanko Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015
Darkseid does have a thing for Earth sofas.
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devil001 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015
Damnit Darkseid it took me forever to get that ass groove perfect, now you here with your titanic dark God butt.
*sigh*
whatever, I'm putting on Game of Thrones.
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:icontroodos:
Troodos Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015
Darkseid would find Game of Thrones to be a lighthearted children's program
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:iconaros001:
Aros001 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015
And yet still be pissed off when his favorite character dies.
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:iconchakrafox21:
Chakrafox21 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
The perfect sitcom idea, lets hope plastic man's the roomate
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:icondevil001:
devil001 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
If not, he'd be the neighbour who's always coming over and donking up your stuff.

"hi new neighbour, I'm Plastic Man"

DONK

"and now your home looks like Omaha beach on D-Day. Bye"
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:iconchakrafox21:
Chakrafox21 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
Who would be Plas' roommate?
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:iconhpoirot98:
HPoirot98 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015
Is the Darkseid image inspired by countdown? XD
Cause it is amazing.
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:iconlooking4work:
Looking4Work Featured By Owner May 27, 2015
The cape I can understand; gives her something to curl up with.
But wearing boots to bed?
(Only if they've spike heels.)
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:iconrwbyruby:
RWBYRuby Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Why do her pyjamas have a cape?
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:iconthehighchronicler:
TheHighChronicler Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Student General Artist
cause they don't have blankets 
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:iconcrossfire778:
crossfire778 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2015
No its one of those pajamas that have 2 patches of Velcro so that you can put on a cape it.
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:iconmastadon-king:
Mastadon-King Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
All ur couch r belong to us...BITCH!!!
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xelianthought Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
Well drawn. 
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BalloonPrincess Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
**Giggles!**

I can see Megatron coming up and fistbumping Darkseid.  :)
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:icongreedlin:
GreedLin Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Student Writer
the Robin gag made me actually laugh out load. Good work :)
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:iconbryan1999:
Bryan1999 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
Dick the batboy 11/10 would fanboy.
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:iconthech:
TheCH Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thankyou Goyer, it was a man that put his red undies outside, now his suit are his undies.
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SkullStriker10 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014
the couch is dead. it fout with honor but in the end it was no mach for darksides ass. XD
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:icongwalla:
gwalla Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
Anti-Life is a helluva drug.
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:iconthewhimsy:
thewhimsy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
You win. Please accept your prize of one internet.
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:iconnezski:
nezski Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014
that mame me lmao :D
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:iconrodlox:
Rodlox Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
Faora!

(most durable pjs in the universe; where can I get some?)

splendid and great.
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:iconhere4pics:
here4pics Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
If Darkseid was on batman's couch "Buy another one you rich mother fucker!"
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:iconimdabatman:
ImdaBatman Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Robin is much catchier anyway
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:iconkeirtanaka:
KeirTanaka Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Who's tha woman  :sherlock: wearing tha "Jam-Jams" to our left?
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:iconkurakamala:
kurakamala Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
might be a new take on cir-el the future black haired supergirl if im right beena while so not sure
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KeirTanaka Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I had been thinkin she might be Faora from Man of Steel!
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:iconkurakamala:
kurakamala Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
might be i for the life of me couldnt rember how to spell her name lol
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:iconkeirtanaka:
KeirTanaka Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:thumbsup:KIDZ LOVE ITB-)
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:iconmikehollowhead:
mikehollowhead Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
best darkseid!
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:iconmyrethy:
Myrethy Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Darkseid, what in the name of Apokolips are you doing...?
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:iconsmckay655:
smckay655 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
F$%kin up to couch.
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finex666 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
RICK JAMES BI@&^!! sorry DarkSide B#@*%^!
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jaguar-sauvage Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
I laughed so much so much at the 'Batboy VS Robin' surname choice !
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Aubageddon91 Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love the way you drew darkseid.
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:iconxenomaster:
Xenomaster Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
Have a seat Mary, American Idol is about to start
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latent-ookami Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Professional General Artist
I love your sense of humor. :heart:
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:iconbracedpolecat:
BracedPolecat Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
the jokes were back breakingly funny!
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:iconnebezial:
nebezial Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
said the joker to bane! XD
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:icongrimlock13:
Grimlock13 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
He probably would have said it, had he seen the fight.
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SolarDovaTinBear Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Student Writer
XD
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Tiancum Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes, please do some more with faora. maybe with wonder woman? :nod:
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