lovely, but perhaps you could re-tell her origin story with a few modern twists: 1. You survived a plane crash, waking on the shore of amazon island. 2. The warrior women chase after the invader, you. 3. you are captured, and interrogated via the golden lasso.
This reminds me, I went to Golden Corral recently, buffet-style restaurant for those that don't know, and they had cotton candy and a chocolate fountain. A little girl and her older sister were on their way out with their family but whined to their parents for a last-ditch grab for sweets. The parents said sure so they ran over and the little one got a stick of cotton candy while the older girl went for a cookie on a stick to dip in the fountain. Watching her older sister the little one stared at the fountain, looked down at her cotton candy, then back again and without hesitation shoved it into the fountain. Her mom and sister flipped out trying to do damage control but I looked over at the father. He was smiling and slow clapping.
This is true. When I saw it on her feed this morning, I was like "What the hell?" then she mentioned her script and everything. I think this is why I love you and her, you guys seem to be genuinely having fun in that you do.
I don't know who "Gail" is, but damned if I ain't jealy -as food is one of my Kryptonites- of that magical/super-powered metabolism! What? You ate how many pies and you STILL look hoter -naked or in a skintight suit- than any mortal on the planet?! Now THAT'S a gift from the gods I could get behind. No more hours at the gym moving heavy things... Skipping desserts... Running all those miles...