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just keepin it real by nebezial just keepin it real by nebezial
ah the cyclical nature of comics. inevitable every fanfiction will become a canonical reality XD

aaand i love them for it XD
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:iconzoron246:
zoron246 Featured By Owner 4 days ago
if she did batman he would die of a broken pelvis
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:iconwolfofsummerbreeze:
wolfofsummerbreeze Featured By Owner May 6, 2015
I accidentally read it as  "I will go have sex with batman."

PLOT TWIST
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:iconchakrafox21:
Chakrafox21 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015
I read it as that too, up until i read your comment 
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:iconvictor2k:
Victor2K Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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:iconredpreist:
RedPreist Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Professional General Artist
Amen
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:iconmighty-toast:
Mighty-Toast Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  New member Hobbyist Artist
awkwardly hilarious.

But Bat is busy having sex with Rache- wait, she's dead.
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:iconjjwinters:
JJwinters Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
I think Bats gets more tail than Supes anyway.
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:iconartsybluewolf:
ArtsyBlueWolf Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Aww.......................supey..................................COME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hugs*
*Supey looks at me awkwardly then thinks 'eh what the heck.' and hugs me back*
*I die from blood loss through my nose and he thinks he killed me by hugging me to hard.*
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:iconjoefj:
joeFJ Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Aww dont get so down Kal-El. Man if I was superman... don't get me startedXD 
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:iconoliriv:
Oliriv Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think se doesn't needs and excuse to go and have sex with Batman XD
because he is Batman 
and BAtman always gets what he wants XD
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:iconuber-stooge:
Uber-Stooge Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
I just don't think hero's would even want date each other
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:iconseracen:
Seracen Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015
Ugh, this is sad b/c it's true...which is why mt headcanon will end before that particular arc begins, lol!
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:iconneko-is-me:
neko-is-me Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
Damn that's exactly what I was thinking. Except with stick figures.
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:icondave-yerushalaim:
Dave-Yerushalaim Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015   General Artist
Poor Clark. XD
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:icontransformersareawsom:
transformersareawsom Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Most likely WW will break Batman :P
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:iconultpm950:
UltPM950 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
Just the Man of Steel keepin' it real.
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:icongothold:
gothold Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015
Ha! I really needed this!
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:icondark-carioca:
Dark-Carioca Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Have sex with Batman? And break more bones than Bane did?
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:iconvividflame:
VividFlame Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wish DA had a thumbs up button.
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:iconvalianttoxin:
ValiantToxin Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Timon -  Applause I applaud you good sir. Timon -  Applause 
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:iconvalkyr81:
Valkyr81 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 22, 2015
Death by Snu-Snu!! Laughing 
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:iconvalianttoxin:
ValiantToxin Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As the most handsome male, he will be snu snu'd by the most beautiful women, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again!
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:iconmaryfersstiger:
maryfersstiger Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Actually...
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:iconrudolphtheehcidna:
Rudolphtheehcidna Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
......he's not wrong.... 
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:iconphenometron:
Phenometron Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
Totally cool!
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:iconkssweetie:
KsSweetie Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015
The bad boys always win out. Team Batman all the way.
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:iconfinchtw:
Finchtw Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
reality bites!
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:iconyogurthfrost:
YogurthFrost Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
I love Wonder Woman/Batman
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:iconkhalilfrederick:
khalilfrederick Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love them to way more than wonder woman and superman.
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:iconesotericjahau:
EsotericJahau Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015  Student Interface Designer
Same here 
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:iconakirotea:
AkiroTea Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Student Filmographer
I love their expressions!
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:iconma6:
ma6 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He knows what's up.
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:iconwolfmeister3:
wolfmeister3 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha
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:iconarkz86:
Arkz86 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
dem legs...
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:iconreeb0:
Reeb0 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015
sounds about right
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:iconwingatesc:
Wingatesc Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Student General Artist
So sad for him ! =OO It takes some to be a super hero !
Bravo Superman ! and great work nebezial !
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:iconachhonkar:
Achhonkar Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Hahahahaha!
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:iconthech:
TheCH Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Batman will suffer several injuries having sex with WW.
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Gustiking Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it just break my heart to know that the heroes who make the big money are the ones who get everything, look, superman is just batmans punching bag and he will someday loose Diana to him and much more but its ok he is just the F@ß&ng Batman and i love Batman but im somehow starting to hate him!

Man i forgot! your artwork is fantastic its refreshing to see your versions from dc heroes, very inspiring
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Seracen Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014
Aw, so sad, yet true.  This is one of the bits of New 52 I actually like though.  Never was a big Lois fan.

At any rate, these are all hilarious!  Ace work!
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:iconentertainer13:
Entertainer13 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Considering I hate these two together, I have no problem with that.
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:iconnajariner:
najariner Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
batman is so stupid, because i'm batman? what kind of a reason is that? all he is a rich guy in a fancy suit.  
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TheCryingReaper Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Batman is a crazy rich guy in fancy suit yes(if you have a problem with that I ask why you do not have if you not have a problem with how does superman fly, and amount of power be dictated by the color of sun), and fans obsession with his crime solving abilities, changing the reason why he is able to accomplish tasks creating the "because I'm batman" reasoning, is stupid. Then again it mostly comes from Fans, and fans are annoying, irrational, and just plain stupid at times, so I implore you not to dislike all versions of the character is poorly written and has annoying fans, if you don't want to then everything is still fine. 
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:iconchrishm:
chrishm Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
Superman: nowhere, because fans will bitch about it and it will be retconned the next time the universe changes.
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:iconantichrist2005:
Antichrist2005 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
"Superman: Nowhere, it'll be retconned out of existence in a year or two."
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:icondaimonxx:
DaimoNxx Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
How Supermanuper lame Sups, on the other side of that, the truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt forever. Nice work. 
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YorkeMaster Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
Is it weird that when the JL cartoon came out I kept asking myself: "how exactly would Batman pleasure a woman who is super everything?"

And resently, my brother said: "quick-succession earthquakes are Superman and Woman Woman doing it"

Ah the human mind
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zakurotheforgoten Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Student
lol i saw that coming
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Maki-P Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014
Yeah, well. Lois precedes Diana for at least 3 years, so... 
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