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there was a joke here...i killed it! by nebezial there was a joke here...i killed it! by nebezial
thought about whether to post this or not.. as due to the whole buzz of gal gadot being cast as wonderwoman i knew many would misunderstand the intention of the joke XD

personally. couldn't care less about the casting.  we are talking about what will at best be like a few minute cameo but if they capture any of ursa's badassery from man of steel it might be a cool cameo.

as for her  physique, i keep saying...christian bale-machinist.....christian bale-batman...


enjoy a ruined  joke XD

and no south park was not the influence of this one XD actually had this one done before but ..again.. thought it would be misunderstood XD
this was inspired by this…

and for the confused ones who don't know.,... i often have somewhat of a continuity in my jokes
you can see them here…

and usually this is how i draw wonderwoman
just wondering...splurt....bwahahahahahahahahah by nebezial

a bit on a beefyer side XD
so to those who miss the joke that is because it is a stupid joke...just the way i like it XD

but the incredibly weak punchline is, they  photoshopped her to be  less muscular and dropped her costume's cleavage lower from the way i usually draw her


ruining a weak joke LIKE A BOSS!!

also i am a total f%&king idiot!!!

for a professional storyteller i screwed up a perfect way to make the joke work right...

have one panel with pissed off diana from the front! argh!!!!

and fixed XD
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EdDaRed Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015
ArtsyBlueWolf Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah.................doesn't work that way.
IAmChimmieArt Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Totally got it, and love it!
theelementalbanana Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your wonder woman is much better then any wonder woman I've ever seen. well done.
 And the joke isn't ruined! It's hilarious! And you're not an idiot! stop talking like that about yourself!
angelshauna Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I CANNOT LOVE THIS ENOUGH. like seriously, this is what I want Wonder Woman to be.
gamewizard-2008 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Sure you are, Wonderwoman. X)
Seeshi-suin Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Student Artist
Dasacht095 Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I always loved your style of drawings wonder woman
CoomicbookGirl Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Love it! And donīt worry, we get the joke ;)
Found this drawing on facebook, on a feminist group :D…
TessandraFae Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Yep, that's about right.
LVCIllustrations Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
And absolutely beautiful representation of what a powerful superhero woman should look like. Especially if their main power is super strength! :heart:
Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 26, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
EXACTLY! THIS is a woman that I can conceivably believe is able to physically match Superman.
PS: I'd like to think that Wondy's reaction to who's playing her in the "Batman and Superman(seriously, go fuck yourselves, DC/WB!)" movie would be an endless facepalm, one rivaling that of Piccard.
LVCIllustrations Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Well as for the casting of Wonder Woman, I'm not gonna be so quick to write her off. I mean take for example Benedict Cumberbatch for Star Trek and Henry Cavill for Man of Steel. Both of them were rather slender but they both managed to bulk up REALLY well for the roles! Ben was REALLY muscular in Star Trek and we all know that Henry Cavill was buffed up too.
Holycrap1992 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
You obviously haven't seen the pictures of her workout's "progress." At best, it's embarrassingly underwhelming. At worst, it's laughably pathetic. Add that to the fact that the only thing of note that she's been in was the Fast and the Furious movies, a movie series where I doubt acting ability is even cared about, and... yeah... I'm not exactly bursting with confidence for her performance.
moonyoko Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
just recently came across your gallery, and I have to say, I'm a big fan of how you draw WW myself. It really fits the mold in my mind of how she should be, more Lucy Lawless Xena vs hollywood stick skinny.
hillerj Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
HA! Nice :)
Cocoman68 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nadiaenis Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
fak i have to love you now
Silfrvarg Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love this, I love her expression when she see's the poster and the thought of how ridiculous it is to photoshop a freaking amazon to look less like a warrior and more like a sex symbol.

Plus, the way you draw Wonderwoman is awesome, if she was drawn like this in the actual comics I would be so so happy!
slimcady Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
I love how you draw Wonder Woman!  You should apply at DC, I would buy every issue of that, thrice!
EdgedWeapon Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Student Artist
KeirTanaka Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Her's a joke you inspired with this that may or not ruin the original slogan: Easy/Breezy/DC Covergirl!!!
TheQuestionMan1 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
Jessica Beil was always my choice for Wonder Woman, but with some camera tricks to make her look bigger. 

Love this one, could not find it again until recently. 

Bramante Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is the best WW portrait I've ever seen (the irritated top one, not the photoshop one).
Loewenherz Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
I like the joke, must be pretty infuriating when you maybe aren't too happy with your body (at least she looks a bit jealous and frustrated at the same time seeing her likeness so manipulated, which makes me think she knows how her warrior lifestyle has takesn its "tolls") and see a poster cheering you for a barbified "ideal" image, even when nothing is wrong with her own bodyshape, it just doesn#t flatter her feminity quite so much as the stripper-WW pin up ;)
ocelotrevs Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
very funny.
(and annoying that you had to explain the joke, but i understand why it was needed)
KessandraBlack Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014
Nah. I don't like Wonder Woman like a skinny trollop anyway. 
Wonder Woman is an Amazon! She should look like a hot piece of ass sure but more than that she is a warrior! They need to look like chicks that could go up against those shirtless Spartans from 300 and totally beat the crap out of them or die trying!

Actually somebody should get on that.
Spartans Vs Amazons...... It would be EPIC.
narutobi4real Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my...somebody make this a movie...NOW
TortillaDelPeligro Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Runicen Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Student Photographer
Haha.  In this era, why even show up for a photoshoot?  Sadly, I think the explanation was warranted given the way yon internets function anymore.  I appreciated the joke, anyway.  =)
Akimichiko Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your muscular Wonder Woman is possibly the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen and I love her badass figure and her badass outfit so much. <3  This is amazing.
Shelmec Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
Heh. Funny fact - while getting musclues on, woman tend to loose any waist pretty quick. Well, unless you do it special way, to actually save it :)

In the end, comics are somics after all.
nebezial Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
it depends from person to person actually. that is the thing with bulking up selective musclegroups through focused treining.

it is also why you can easily spot the bodybuilder who skipped too many leg days XD
swordwhale Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer Finally.
DarrenCarnall Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Professional General Artist
haha I love this!
JMUVM Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
All of your superheroine designs look amazing, quite frankly.  About time someone could draw a muscular Wonder Woman (or other superheroines) and make them look beautiful instead of fugly.
ArkanoArt Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Professional
you're awesome! definitely awesome!
DaggerPen Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love this.
DevWatcher1452 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
Have to say I also like your slimline Wonder Woman too but damn you really did ruin that joke good.
Ink-spotted-Raven Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You draw a great WW (referring to the top panel).  
AdaPalera Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014
Ahaha good!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D (Big Grin) 
BJPentecost Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Doesn't feel ruined to me. ;) I still found it quite amusing. I always enjoy a nice hourglass figure but I also enjoy a little variety and I like the way you depict her, both in technique and style.
junweise Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
DefeatOrVictory Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Everytime I see a picture of Wonder Woman especially yours I can't help but wonder how the hell they thought this Gal Gadot should be Wonder Woman over Gina Carano who clearly is the better choice.

I mean really look at her she is Wonder Woman.…

DC breaks my heart with their movie casting.

DragonJengaFist Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Woo! Nice one Master!! >XD
PriestessOfNox Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
Love it!
neko-rabi Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist
I really loved it, makes sense if she's extra built since shes a damn superhero. Great illustration of how fucking much they use photoshop. totally erasing all the muscles to make her more "feminine" or smthn.. 
vesperregina Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
Lovely and on point.  Ruining the joke?  Nah.  Just dropping an anvil that needs to be dropped.
AkiGlancy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
Preach it, my bosom brother
Darkgreendracon Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
This was  humorous  in many forms, for the most part, you did a fantastic job on the joke, and secondly KUDOS to you my friend. I have a buddy that loves wonder-woman and she thanks you.
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