Fuck you neb. You're making this into a comic whether you like it or not. I'll personally go to wherever asscrack you live. I'll have tea with your wife because she's awesome then I'll have A WORD with you mister!
I envision Mary standing slightly off to the side face-palming throughout the entirety of the exchange up to the last panel. I know teenagers (boys especially) tend to think themselves invincible but... sheeeeesh.